Below are the 15 most recent journal entries recorded in duncanthedog's LiveJournal:

Sunday, January 18th, 2009
12:57 pm	wateing fur a helio I ROTA SONG! TEXTIN ONNA TUNDRA TEXIN I ENNA YARD OW OW OW OW MY NOS OW OW OW FROSE OW OW PEEPUL WASHUN CARS PEEPUL INNA YARDS WALK AWAY AWAK A WAY DOWNNA SKREET WEN SHE WASH DEM WEELS EATUN MA FUDS EATUN MA FUDS YUMYUMYUMCRUCHY RIDIN INNA TRUK RIDUN INNA TRUK GRAMPA TRUK SMELS SMELS SMELS OW OW MY NOS LEFE A WINDO DOWN GRAMBA!OWOWOWOW GIV ME FUD GIV ME TREETS GIMME FIBERFILL GIMMEE FEETS ISSA GUD SONG MI BESSST GRAMMA GOT NEW FUDS NOW. FUR MANLY DAWGS ISS CALL EVO AN SHE SEZ EFUN EYE CANNN SPEL IT! EVOEVOEVOEVOEVOEVOEVOIVOHVT. IT GOT BUFFALO. IS ANSESTRAL AN NO CORN. FUR SMALLR POOPS. YUM YUM YUM.GRAMPA SEZ FA DAT PRISE HE CANEET STEAK. BUT EYE LIYK IT. I M A WURKING DAWG NOW. FORE PERTECKSHUN INNA HOWSE. GRAMA GOT A BIG WINDO WITH PEEPUL AN ANUMULS AN TOKIN ALLA TIME. LOTSA DAWGS AN WUFS SO EYE BARK AN GRWAL AN THAY GO AWAY. ALSO A BIG TLKIN LIZERD IT CREEPS ME OUT. GRAMPA WANME TOO KEEERRP TA MAN WIF A BEAR ONNIS HED AWAY TWO BUT HAY THAS STOOPID. I WOODEN WASE MUY TIME ON IT. I M SAKURATEE AN I NO A THRET WEN EYE SEEEEEIT, LEMME SLEEP NOWW. WOOFIE SHOCKLEY-WEHNER P.S. HAY MOM ! WEAR'S MY NEW HELIO AN WHEN IS MY BIRFDAY? HOW OLD AM I ANYWAY? (Comment on this)
Saturday, January 17th, 2009
10:47 am	cold so cold Mom u toad me it wud bee warmur at gramas hows. HA! If u hadden had me fixd my balz wud hav frozen oof las nite. For th firs timmmme i woofed two come in. Iss bettur now i m sunning mysef in th yard an it is hard 2 text. My nose got froze 2 th keyboard an they had 2 porr hot water on my heddan now the cell broke an i canot text no mo. luv an indyggnations frum yore WOOFIE Current Mood: morose (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, December 29th, 2008
10:50 am	WORKIN DOG I M A WOR KIN DOGG NOW. MOM MAYD ME RUN WIF HER IN CAAS SHEGOT LOST. I DO SAKURETY AGINS THE SQUILS IN YARD. UNCLE STEPHN GABE ME A JOB. I M A WETHER STAYSHUN. WEN I AM CLOD IT IS WINDY OUSIDE. WEN I M WET & SMELY IT IS RANEING OUTSYD. I M WORKIN ON MY GYFS FRUM CRISMUS & HONNIKA. A FASANT GRANMA TUK THA SQUEEKR BUT I AYT THA TALE & STUFFING. yUM. ALSO THAYR IS A BOUNCE BALL WICH I MUST KIYLL. IT MAYKES BUZZIN AND GOES KRAZY EVUN WEN I LEVE IT ALOAN. IT MUS DYYYYYYYY. LOTAS GUD THINGS 2 CHEW ON. ONKEL TOMIS WANS ME 2 CHANGE MY NEME FRUM WOOFIE TO LAURENT DE LA CROIX. I SED KNOWTHAT IS A POZZZZRE NAME. BUYNOW WOOFIE (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 24th, 2008
3:17 pm	almoseFREGOT EYE HAV CHAIN MY NAME TOO WOOFIE ITIS EZIUR TO SSSSPIL. MOM SEZ EYE CANT BECUZ ITS UNDIKNIFY BUT I SEZ TRI AN STOP ME! WOOFIE (Comment on this)
2:57 pm	IN TRUBLA GINN HEYGIZE! I M OK HEAR. LOTSA SQUIRLS INNA YARD. GRANMA&GRANPA WINT TWI ALANTA BOT DIDEN TAK ME. I WINT 2 THE 4PAWS INN A WUZ OK BUTNO SQUIRLS. THAY SED I BE STANK ANN EYE HAD A BAFF AT THE IN. THIN I FIND SUMPIN DEAD 2 ROL IN AN EE AN I GOT PUTNOUT AGIN FOR MAY DISCUSSING FARTZ! THEEZ PEPUL RRR 2 SINSATIF. THIS MARNING I WUZ INNA KITCHIN ALOON AN THE GARBIZ WAZ FUL AN I 8 SUM PAPUR. ALSO I LIKD THE CHOKOLUT OFF SUM PARCHMINT YUM. THAUR WUZ A OLD SPONJ TWO BUT I DIDEN EAT IT. NOW I M HUNGRY AN I WIXH I DID. Current Mood: melancholy (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, December 20th, 2008
9:21 am	moovd HAY GIZE. I MOOVD IN WITH GRANDMA AND GRANDPA. I WILL UPDAT SUNE I PROMIS. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 28th, 2006
12:02 pm	OPUN LETOR TO MY MUMA. DEER MUMA TO HOOM IT MAE KONSURN. GORTY MY STUPIT SISTOR SMELS LIKE A DUMTSTIR. PLEES GIV HER A BAFTH. YOU NO THAT DADE IZUNT GOING TO DOIT. ---------- Cordially, Duncan Shockley-Wehner Canis Familiaris "The disposition of noble dogs is to be gentle with people they know and the opposite with those they don't know ... How, then, can the dog be anything other than a lover of learning since it defines what's its own and what's alien." - Plato "Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." - Mark Twain (Comment on this)
Thursday, September 7th, 2006
11:21 am	OK GIZE OK GIZE I GOT A NU JOWK. Q. WY DID THE CHIKUN KROWS THE ROWD? A. GIV ME GRAVEE FUDS OR I WIL BYT UR FUKN FASE OFF. Current Mood: angry Current Music: STUPIT SISTOR BARKUNG (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 8th, 2006
3:20 pm	rilijjun i bet u didunt no i was relijus. aftor many yeres of sole-sorching i sorendored to izlam. that menes i am a muzlem. i am veree devowt. latoly my peepul an i hav bin in the nooze becoz we r mad abowt pikshors of mohamud (owr profut) in some papors i do not no wat that is all abowt i am onlee a dog. heer is a pikshor i made it MYSELF WITH NO HELLP. I lyke this pikshor it remines me that i am jus lik owr holee profut mohamud and he iz my fren. So every1 plees stop beeing mene 2 us mozlems. ALLAHU AKBARK ROFB ROFB BOL BOL (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, January 27th, 2006
12:24 pm	hay hay hay every1 !! I am feling much betor. :O) :O) :O) Now i wud like to cal ur atenshun to a noo song i roted: "TRAPT IN THE KLOZIT (NO GRAVEE)" by DUNKAN THE DOG. NOW HEEZ WALKENG TOEWORDS THE KABINUT NOW HE PULS UP 2 THE KABINUT NOW HEEZ AT THE KABINUT HEEZ ABOWT 2 OPUN THE KABINUT NOW PAWS THE MOVEE BECOZ WHAT IM ABOWT 2 SAY IS SO DAM TWISTUD. NOT ONLEE IS THER A MAN IN THE KABINUT.. BUTT THE MAN IS A MIJJUT!!! MIJJUT!!! MIJJUT!!! THEN HE GIVS ME GRAVEE!!! Do u like my song i rote it yestorday. Current Mood: good Current Music: "TRAPT IN THE KLOZIT (NO GRAVEE) by DUNKAN THE DOGG (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 24th, 2006
2:44 pm	uh o. uh o i kepe having aksudints. i m reel sorre i just kant help it my stummuck dusunt fele 2 gud. :O( :O( :O( also my dad is mene he sez i kant hav any mor ov the gud tasty wator from the big bole. I ASK Y IS THE BOLE THERE IF I KANT HAV IT. >:O( has any1 els had this problum? with mene dads? i dont thenk any1 undorstands me or wot i am tawkling abote. HEER IS A PIKSHOR OF THE BIG BOLE WITH GUD TASTY BLOO WATOR IN IT Y KANT I HAVE IT NOW!!!!! i m so sad. Current Mood: sick Current Music: "sad dogg" by dunkan the dog :O( (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, January 23rd, 2006
2:41 pm	hellow hellow evory1. i hope u r wel. latoly i hav ben kind of sik to my stummuck but i think it is geting betor. also latoly i hav bin doing fun things like drinking tastee bloo wator from the big wator bowl. i do not no y muma and dad kepe poopin in it i dont find that vere POLIT do u???!? here is a pikshor of me an my dad wrastling: arunt i hansom LOL? yo ware my bitchiz at! (dad wat doz that mene y did u tel me to say it?) towlk to u all sune! ---------- Cordially, Duncan Shockley-Wehner Canis Familiaris "The disposition of noble dogs is to be gentle with people they know and the opposite with those they don't know ... How, then, can the dog be anything other than a lover of learning since it defines what's its own and what's alien." - Plato "Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." - Mark Twain ---------- (9 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, November 7th, 2005
6:05 pm	noo song i rote it I ROTE A NOO SONG HEER IT IS. TITUL: "SONG" ROWLIN DOWN THE STRETE SMOKIN INDO (WAT DOS THIS PART MENE?) SIPIN ON GRAVEE FUDS LADE BAK WITH MY MYND ON MY GRAVEE AN MY GRAVEE ON MY MYND WAT DO U THINK IS IT GUD? (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, October 28th, 2005
9:23 am	pikshors Hay every1. My mom and dad r meen mosly my dad. Thay told me i had to git a job now i ask u wat dogs hav jobs!!!!! So I wanted 2 go owt an git a job but mom an dad sed i had to luk profeshunull. wat is that abowt!!!!! i must sey i do luk hansom. my parints ar mene pleze resquoo me. luk thay torcher gorty to. u can c hir behynd me tryeng 2 take the stoopit pyrate hat off!!! hahaha BOLOL she iz 2 dum tho. BOL ROFB. ROFB ROFB. butt i got my rivinj becoz i TOTULLY PEDE ON THE FLUR AN ON THE KOWCH!!!! MY DAD SEZ I YAM A PIS-KANNON WAT IS THAT!!!! I M SO PROWD :o-D :o-D (15 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 25th, 2005
12:43 pm	jornal hi evorywon i made a jornal. dad sez jornals r gud i can mete nise lady dogs too that are gud and mite want to share fuds. i rilly like fuds espesholy gravee fuds. wonce i rote a song abowt gravee fuds. my dad said it was plajorism wat is that! TYTUL: "SONG" HAYTURS WANA HAYT LUVERS WANA LUV I DONEEVAN WANT NUNUVDEE ABUV I WANT SUM GRAVY FUDES!!!! GRAVY FUDES PLEES do u lyke it is it gud? wuf (6 Comments |Comment on this)