hellow i am duncan the dog

wateing fur a helio

2009-01-18T18:37:33Z

I ROTA SONG!

TEXTIN ONNA TUNDRA
TEXIN I ENNA YARD
OW OW OW OW MY NOS
OW OW OW FROSE
OW OW

PEEPUL WASHUN CARS
PEEPUL INNA YARDS
WALK AWAY AWAK A WAY
DOWNNA SKREET WEN SHE WASH DEM WEELS

EATUN MA FUDS
EATUN MA FUDS
YUMYUMYUMCRUCHY

RIDIN INNA TRUK
RIDUN INNA TRUK
GRAMPA TRUK
SMELS SMELS SMELS
OW OW MY NOS
LEFE A WINDO DOWN GRAMBA!OWOWOWOW
GIV ME FUD GIV ME TREETS GIMME FIBERFILL GIMMEE FEETS

ISSA GUD SONG MI BESSST

GRAMMA GOT NEW FUDS NOW. FUR MANLY DAWGS ISS CALL EVO AN SHE SEZ EFUN EYE CANNN SPEL IT! EVOEVOEVOEVOEVOEVOEVOIVOHVT.
IT GOT BUFFALO. IS ANSESTRAL AN NO CORN. FUR SMALLR POOPS. YUM YUM YUM.GRAMPA SEZ FA DAT PRISE HE CANEET STEAK. BUT EYE LIYK IT.

I M A WURKING DAWG NOW. FORE PERTECKSHUN INNA HOWSE. GRAMA GOT A BIG WINDO WITH PEEPUL AN ANUMULS AN TOKIN ALLA TIME. LOTSA DAWGS AN WUFS SO EYE BARK AN GRWAL AN THAY GO AWAY. ALSO A BIG TLKIN LIZERD IT CREEPS ME OUT. GRAMPA WANME TOO KEEERRP TA MAN WIF A BEAR ONNIS HED AWAY TWO BUT HAY THAS STOOPID. I WOODEN WASE MUY TIME ON IT. I M SAKURATEE AN I NO A THRET WEN EYE SEEEEEIT, LEMME SLEEP NOWW.

WOOFIE SHOCKLEY-WEHNER

P.S. HAY MOM ! WEAR'S MY NEW HELIO AN WHEN IS MY BIRFDAY? HOW OLD AM I ANYWAY?

cold so cold

2009-01-17T15:54:59Z

Mom u toad me it wud bee warmur at gramas hows. HA! If u hadden had me fixd my balz wud hav frozen oof las nite. For th firs timmmme i woofed two come in. Iss bettur now i m sunning mysef in th yard an it is hard 2 text. My nose got froze 2 th keyboard an they had 2 porr hot water on my heddan now the cell broke an i canot text no mo.

luv an indyggnations frum

yore WOOFIE

WORKIN DOG

2008-12-29T16:03:14Z

I M A WOR KIN DOGG NOW. MOM MAYD ME RUN WIF HER IN CAAS SHEGOT LOST. I DO SAKURETY AGINS THE SQUILS IN YARD.

UNCLE STEPHN GABE ME A JOB. I M A WETHER STAYSHUN. WEN I AM CLOD IT IS WINDY OUSIDE. WEN I M WET & SMELY IT IS RANEING OUTSYD.

I M WORKIN ON MY GYFS FRUM CRISMUS & HONNIKA. A FASANT GRANMA TUK THA SQUEEKR BUT I AYT THA TALE & STUFFING. yUM.

ALSO THAYR IS A BOUNCE BALL WICH I MUST KIYLL. IT MAYKES BUZZIN AND GOES KRAZY EVUN WEN I LEVE IT ALOAN. IT MUS DYYYYYYYY.

LOTAS GUD THINGS 2 CHEW ON.

ONKEL TOMIS WANS ME 2 CHANGE MY NEME FRUM WOOFIE TO LAURENT DE LA CROIX. I SED KNOWTHAT IS A POZZZZRE NAME.

BUYNOW

WOOFIE

almoseFREGOT

2008-12-24T20:19:27Z

EYE HAV CHAIN MY NAME TOO WOOFIE ITIS EZIUR TO SSSSPIL. MOM SEZ EYE CANT BECUZ ITS UNDIKNIFY BUT I SEZ TRI AN STOP ME!

WOOFIE

IN TRUBLA GINN

2008-12-24T20:11:17Z

HEYGIZE!
I M OK HEAR. LOTSA SQUIRLS INNA YARD. GRANMA&GRANPA WINT TWI ALANTA BOT DIDEN TAK ME. I WINT 2 THE 4PAWS INN A WUZ OK BUTNO SQUIRLS. THAY SED I BE STANK ANN EYE HAD A BAFF AT THE IN. THIN I FIND SUMPIN DEAD 2 ROL IN AN EE AN I GOT PUTNOUT AGIN FOR MAY DISCUSSING FARTZ! THEEZ PEPUL RRR 2 SINSATIF.

THIS MARNING I WUZ INNA KITCHIN ALOON AN THE GARBIZ WAZ FUL AN I 8 SUM PAPUR. ALSO I LIKD THE CHOKOLUT OFF SUM PARCHMINT YUM. THAUR WUZ A OLD SPONJ TWO BUT I DIDEN EAT IT. NOW I M HUNGRY AN I WIXH I DID.

moovd

2008-12-20T14:23:05Z

HAY GIZE. I MOOVD IN WITH GRANDMA AND GRANDPA. I WILL UPDAT SUNE I PROMIS.

OPUN LETOR TO MY MUMA.

2006-11-28T16:02:37Z

DEER MUMA TO HOOM IT MAE KONSURN.

GORTY MY STUPIT SISTOR SMELS LIKE A DUMTSTIR. PLEES GIV HER A BAFTH. YOU NO THAT DADE IZUNT GOING TO DOIT.

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Cordially,
Duncan Shockley-Wehner
Canis Familiaris

"The disposition of noble dogs is to be gentle with people they know
and the opposite with those they don't know ... How, then, can the dog
be anything other than a lover of learning since it defines what's its
own and what's alien." - Plato

"Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and
your dog would go in." - Mark Twain

OK GIZE

2006-09-07T15:22:49Z

OK GIZE I GOT A NU JOWK.

Q. WY DID THE CHIKUN KROWS THE ROWD?

A. GIV ME GRAVEE FUDS OR I WIL BYT UR FUKN FASE OFF.

rilijjun

2006-02-08T20:28:15Z

i bet u didunt no i was relijus.

aftor many yeres of sole-sorching i sorendored to izlam. that menes i am a muzlem. i am veree devowt.

latoly my peepul an i hav bin in the nooze becoz we r mad abowt pikshors of mohamud (owr profut) in some papors i do not no wat that is all abowt i am onlee a dog.

heer is a pikshor i made it MYSELF WITH NO HELLP.

I lyke this pikshor it remines me that i am jus lik owr holee profut mohamud and he iz my fren. So every1 plees stop beeing mene 2 us mozlems.

ALLAHU AKBARK ROFB ROFB BOL BOL

hay hay hay every1 !!

2006-01-27T17:34:57Z

I am feling much betor. :O) :O) :O)

Now i wud like to cal ur atenshun to a noo song i roted:

"TRAPT IN THE KLOZIT (NO GRAVEE)" by DUNKAN THE DOG.

NOW HEEZ WALKENG TOEWORDS THE KABINUT
NOW HE PULS UP 2 THE KABINUT
NOW HEEZ AT THE KABINUT
HEEZ ABOWT 2 OPUN THE KABINUT

NOW PAWS THE MOVEE BECOZ WHAT IM ABOWT 2 SAY IS SO DAM TWISTUD.

NOT ONLEE IS THER A MAN IN THE KABINUT..

BUTT THE MAN IS A MIJJUT!!! MIJJUT!!! MIJJUT!!!

THEN HE GIVS ME GRAVEE!!!

Do u like my song i rote it yestorday.

uh o.

2006-01-24T19:50:58Z

uh o i kepe having aksudints. i m reel sorre i just kant help it my stummuck dusunt fele 2 gud.

:O( :O( :O(

also my dad is mene he sez i kant hav any mor ov the gud tasty wator from the big bole. I ASK Y IS THE BOLE THERE IF I KANT HAV IT. >:O(

has any1 els had this problum? with mene dads?

i dont thenk any1 undorstands me or wot i am tawkling abote. HEER IS A PIKSHOR OF THE BIG BOLE WITH GUD TASTY BLOO WATOR IN IT Y KANT I HAVE IT NOW!!!!!

i m so sad.

hellow

2006-01-23T19:47:08Z

hellow evory1. i hope u r wel. latoly i hav ben kind of sik to my stummuck but i think it is geting betor. also latoly i hav bin doing fun things like drinking tastee bloo wator from the big wator bowl. i do not no y muma and dad kepe poopin in it i dont find that vere POLIT do u???!?

here is a pikshor of me an my dad wrastling:

arunt i hansom LOL? yo ware my bitchiz at! (dad wat doz that mene y did u tel me to say it?)

towlk to u all sune!

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Cordially,
Duncan Shockley-Wehner
Canis Familiaris

"The disposition of noble dogs is to be gentle with people they know and the opposite with those they don't know ... How, then, can the dog be anything other than a lover of learning since it defines what's its own and what's alien." - Plato

"Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." - Mark Twain
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noo song i rote it

2005-11-07T23:10:39Z

I ROTE A NOO SONG HEER IT IS.

TITUL: "SONG"

ROWLIN DOWN THE STRETE
SMOKIN INDO (WAT DOS THIS PART MENE?)
SIPIN ON GRAVEE FUDS

LADE BAK

WITH MY MYND ON MY GRAVEE AN MY GRAVEE ON MY MYND

WAT DO U THINK IS IT GUD?

pikshors

2005-10-28T13:30:01Z

Hay every1. My mom and dad r meen mosly my dad. Thay told me i had to git a job now i ask u wat dogs hav jobs!!!!! So I wanted 2 go owt an git a job but mom an dad sed i had to luk profeshunull. wat is that abowt!!!!!

i must sey i do luk hansom.

my parints ar mene pleze resquoo me. luk thay torcher gorty to. u can c hir behynd me tryeng 2 take the stoopit pyrate hat off!!! hahaha BOLOL she iz 2 dum tho. BOL ROFB. ROFB ROFB.

butt i got my rivinj becoz i TOTULLY PEDE ON THE FLUR AN ON THE KOWCH!!!! MY DAD SEZ I YAM A PIS-KANNON WAT IS THAT!!!! I M SO PROWD :o-D :o-D

jornal

2005-10-25T16:47:50Z

hi evorywon i made a jornal. dad sez jornals r gud i can mete nise lady dogs too that are gud and mite want to share fuds. i rilly like fuds espesholy gravee fuds.

wonce i rote a song abowt gravee fuds. my dad said it was plajorism wat is that!

TYTUL: "SONG"

HAYTURS WANA HAYT
LUVERS WANA LUV
I DONEEVAN WANT
NUNUVDEE ABUV
I WANT SUM GRAVY FUDES!!!!
GRAVY FUDES PLEES

do u lyke it is it gud?

wuf